Buy ACME’s special Hairy Pets DVD. It’s compact and fits easily into
your DVD player. The colour is crisp and clean. The whole family will enjoy it. The neighbours will love it. Comes in a box with free instruction manual. 12 easy payments of $99.99 per month. Plus GST. Up front. Actual colours may vary. Please check state laws before using. May not work with portable DVD player. Family may divorce. Dog may not be alive. Insertion may cause rectal trauma. Almost certainly. DVD not included.
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- Jen Jewel Brown
- Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
- Wrote a chapter in new big book High Voltage: AC/DC an Illustrated Guide. Included in The Best Australian Poems 2009 aND 2010. Jen’s essay Sex Crimes in Suburbia was included in Meanjin's ‘Law and Crime - the Long Arm’ issue (October 2007). A widely-published, versatile professional writer, she wrote Skyhooks Million Dollar Riff, poetry books Marsupial Wrestling, Alleycat and gutter Vs stars (Flat Chat 2006). Available for professional writing jobs of all kinds including reports, workshops, journalism, poetry and publicity. jenjewelbrown@gmail.com
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Haha! I'll take two.
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