Saturday, June 27, 2009

Dream Baby left me dreaming sweet dreams ...

White Stripes (for Meg)

what's inside a girl?
a series of red tunnels
leading to a parallel universe

a raspberry beret turned
inside
out
a strawberry incense SLAP

theriotouspinkslipperydip
of her inner cheek
watermelon smile
red alert

a cherry

acandy-stripedsetofcomplications
like a carnival carousel on fire

a red brigadier
a SCARLET woman
a psalm played on a cherryburst guitar

Friday, June 26, 2009

Buy ACME

Buy ACME’s special Hairy Pets DVD. It’s compact and fits easily into
your DVD player. The colour is crisp and clean. The whole family will enjoy it. The neighbours will love it. Comes in a box with free instruction manual. 12 easy payments of $99.99 per month. Plus GST. Up front. Actual colours may vary. Please check state laws before using. May not work with portable DVD player. Family may divorce. Dog may not be alive. Insertion may cause rectal trauma. Almost certainly. DVD not included.